SMS Jokes in Hindi

DEVDAS Of 2010..

Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!

Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!

Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!

Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!

Aur

Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..

Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

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Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya,

Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya,

Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya,

Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko

“DEVDAS” Banaya…

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Jeet K B Haar Gya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro

Me Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo Thi Meri PARO

Wo Guzar Gai Paas Se Nazar Tk Na Milai

Bcz I Was On Bicycle She Was In Pjaro…

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Pyar Karnewale Pareshan Ho Jate Hai

Shadi Karnewale Sharabi Ban Jate Hai

Devours Dene Wale Devdas Ban Jate Hai

Hum Se Dosti Karane Wale

SMS Expert Ho Jate Hai…

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Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan

Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan

Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan

Khake Paan Paro Boli

Shukriya Bhai Jan..

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Aaj Didar

Kal Yaar

Parso Pyar

Phir Ekrar

Phir Intezar

Phir Takrar

Phir Darar

Sari Mehnat Bekar

Or Aakhir Me 1 Or Devdas At Beer Baar..

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Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya

Pyar Ki Bewafai Mein Khud Ko Mita Diya

Isi Pyar Mein Log Bane Devdas

Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindas!

Munna Bhai is BACK

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko

kaun chala rahela hai ?

Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to

SMS chala rahela hai….

Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?

Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …

Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

Comedy Shayari SMS in Hindi

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,

Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,

Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,

Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..

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Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,

Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,

Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,

Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar..

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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Begana kaho ya deewana,

Suno is dil ka fasana,

Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai

Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai

Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,

Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,

gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,

samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,

jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,

jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,

firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,

bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,

is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,

humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain…

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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,

hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.

Funny Hindi SMS Text Messages

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.

Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,

Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,

Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.

Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,

Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,

Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.

Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,

To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,

Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.

Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,

Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

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Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,

Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.

Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,

Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,

Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.

Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,

Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,

Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.

Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,

Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

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Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,

Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.

Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,

To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

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Har khushi kam hai,

Tera gum bhulane ke liye,

Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,

Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye

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Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti

Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote

Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna

Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote..

Funny Hindi SMS Shayari

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,

TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,

Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,

ab TAZ banana chahta hu,

par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,

Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,

Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,

Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….

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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.

man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.

najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms

is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

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Jindagi behaal hai,

Sur hai naa taal hai,

Msgbox bhi kangal hai,

kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,

yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,

tum bin bahut akele hain,

sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,

dekho hum kitne wele

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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,

Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,

Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,

ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,

Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,

Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,

Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,

Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,

Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,

Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,

Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.

Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,

Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

Funny Hindi SMS 140 Characters

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…

agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…

Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

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Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte

kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,

wo to hamare na ho sake par hum

kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,

hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,

Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.

Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,

Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,

Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,

Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,

aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

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Mandir mein jap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adab karta hoon,

insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun

isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

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Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…

Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai. ..

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Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,

Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,

Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,

AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,

Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,

Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,

arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.