Exam time SMS

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.

Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!

Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring .33

“This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.

How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.

I’ll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me” =P =D

Students While Studying For Exams

Books n Notes Open

Highlighting Sentences

Pen In Mouth

Blank Page

Eating Drinking

Turning Pages

Readin ‘Headings’

Thinkin About Where To Start From

&

Texting Friends

Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy

Plz Pray For Me =P

Exams are like Girl friends

Too many questions

Difficult to understand

More explanation is needed

Result is always fail!

If in examination hall

during the exam

u feel that d paper is tough,

dont worry.

Just close ur eyes,

take a deep breath

n say 2 urself

“This is a very interesting subject.

I want to study it one more time”

A golden message for youngsters.

A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls.

But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future!

A GENIUS

Is A Person

Who Can Do For

$1 What Any Fool Can

Do For $100?

-As Such V Complete

Syllabus In 1 Day,

That Lecturers

Try In 1 Semester !!

5 things intellgent students do during exam preparation:

1-sleeping

2-messaging

3-watching movies

4-dream of touchin books

5-Asking others kuch padha kya…

All i want you is to be courageous

Be calm and

be self equipped with facts and figures

to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-

every book will continue to be at rest

or covered with dust until some

external or internal exam moves it!

Exams ka saya hai,

exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?

duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,

par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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Kya rakha he padhai me,

Kyu bar-bar dohrate ho ,

Jab nursury se hi padhna he to kyo aage ki kitab uthate ho…

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein

Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai

Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein

Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha..

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Papers ki roti notes ka achar

tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar

teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar

so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar…